LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	3342	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	9511
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Emeralds Found:	913
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

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ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6574
Buildings Constructed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	231	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	7

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

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Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7842	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Animals Bred:	92
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

play.mine-smp.me

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8320	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Animals Bred:	64
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1532	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

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