LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ores Mined:	4636
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8379	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

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Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

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And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	236	Dragons Tamed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	8

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mines Excavated:	1823	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	681292
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2399	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ores Mined:	8580
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
New Chunks Explored:	53056	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1432
Alien Abductions:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	822	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	2619
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com