LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mines Excavated:	3397
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1987	Blood Moons Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4681
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	460730	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7213
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/200	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	947976
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6790	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	4502	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

play.coralcraft.xyz

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

mc.FnafSisterServer.net

All Games – ATM8

FTB

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

atm8.kullgames.com

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8333
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

mc.twotimesacharm.com

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2659
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Buildings Constructed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

mc.ipocketisland.net

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	9188	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

playchorus.com