LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	791	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

play.heroptix.com

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	New Chunks Explored:	364900

play.heroptix.com is the heroptix server. The main game mode is kitpvp. Grab a kit, jump into the arena, fight your enemies and become the best player on the server.

There will also be many events, transcribed into videos on the heroptix channel.

play.heroptix.com

Celestial

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Potions Brewed:	152	Players Killed by Monsters:	1524
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

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100% Brazilian survival server that accepts 1.12.x up to 1.18.x.

Our server has the slimefun system, clans, events, PvP from 1.8, etc.

IP: mia-6.purplehost.com.br:10038

Discord: https://discord.gg/Fk5mGmg6DR

Site: https://celestial.minecart.com.br/

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103.195.100.72:10038

Pop Anarchy

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	151
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	15

Pop Anarchy is a brand new anarchy server where it is impossible to get banned.

Feel free to create groups, dupe items, PVP, and grief bases.

Pop Anarchy allows for an Authentic survival experience, just with the possibility of losing everything at any time, this means you must hide your valuables and set up defenses for the things you value.

The world is restricted to only 5k in every direction, allowing for a much more interesting and active playstyle, even with a smaller player base.

Play.Pop-Anarchy.xyz

BITPIXLS

Anarchy, Creative, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a fun Minecraft server! Well look no further! BITPIXLS is a family friendly server! You are always welcome to visit us!

play.bitpixls.org

Anarchy1.19

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	901	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

We are here to offer you a brand new high spec Minecraft 1.19 anarchy server: AnarchyMV! We have no rules, you can use any client you wish to connect to the server and there are “NO BANS”! You are on you’re own with this one. You are welcome to join and use any method’s you see fit to enjoy yourself!

Server Specs:

– 150GB RAM

– SSD WORLD FILE

– 1GBPS Fibre Uplink

Discord

https://discord.gg/6Q7Q3hFW

anarchy.1.19.remote-host.co.uk

PROGKIDS server Minecraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

The owner of the “PROGKIDS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.progkids.com:25585

Dove City

Creative

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Pigeon City Server is a public welfare project of the Minecraft construction community. Our original purpose of establishing Pigeon City was to provide high-quality free services to players who need multi-person collaboration to complete construction but cannot find a suitable platform and need to use server-specific plug-ins.

dove.city

Da boiz

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Emeralds Found:	6121	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Server IP: Moachzy1230987.1

Moachzy1230987.1

CosmoWorld – FREE DONATION / FREE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Free donation, Pvp, Anarchy

mc.cosmoworld.space

Wonkru

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Welcome to Wonkru!

We are a simple, new, server that opened to the public on November 13, 2021! We only have 20 player slots, and don’t allow griefing / raiding. These both keep Wonkru easier to maintain, easier to play on, and helps create a better bond between its players.

We’re soft opening right now, and a website / discord is coming vert soon.

Can’t wait to see you <3 play.Wonkru.net

play.Wonkru.net

Hetz

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	466	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Worldlandland is a Modded, 1.16.5, faction-oriented industrial-focused survival server with loose rules. Mods in the server include: Create, Immersive engineering, immersive petroleum, MrCrayfish gun mod, Timeless and classics(cgm based mod), MrCrayfish vehicle mod, Hidden names, Camera mod, Chisels and bits, and a tank datapack. Join the discord to access the google drive link for downloading the mod list. Discord invite: https://discord.gg/JBF8JkQFMP

3.85.0.177

Vanilla 1.18.1 – www.borealis.su Minecraft server

Spleef

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Vanilla is a server for those who like to be in the forefront. Experience Minecraft the way it was intended by the developers. The latest version of Minecraft, a lot of achievements, nothing superfluous. Find your blue axolotl!

WakasWorld

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Waka’s World A great modded Minecraft experience! 8-12 members on at all times + Pack is Enigmatica 6 (0.5.20) + Scheduled restarts every 12 hours + Stable 20 TPS + Limited banned items + Land Claims/force loading chuncks + 5 homes no time limit on /back and /home +No Waystone XP cost +Large community projects! +No Pay to Win ever!!!

wakasworld.mcserver.us

Cosmicanarchy pvp

2b2t, Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3015	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

CosmicAnarchy.net – Cosmic Anarchy 1.18 – [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans]

CosmicAnarchy.net is a 1.18.1 Anarchy Server like 2b2t. It is currently the largest and fastest growing 1.18.1 Anarchy server, running on the latest version of Airplane.

Main Features– Anarchy World- KitPVP / Crystal PVP World– No Rules, No Resets, No Bans– Vanilla gameplay– Custom plugins for enhanced performance– Patched dupes– Maintaining 20 TPS– Player limit of 100

1.18 Minecraft “Anarchy Servers” are servers that usually have no rules, no bans, no map resets, and traditionally allow the use of hacks/exploits and “hacked clients”. The most famous of these servers is 2b2t.org, which runs on Minecraft 1.12 and is, as some claim, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft (most notably YouTuber FitMC, Youtuber SalC1 and Youtuber fastvincent1). The server rose to more main-stream popularity after June of 2016 when a YouTuber by the name of TheCampingRusher streamed himself as he played on the server.

TheCampingRusher’s video sparked a new wave of joins to the already years-old server. This ignited a war referred to as the “Rusher War”, between new-join viewers of TheCampingRusher’s videos, and the existing player base of the server. This rise in demand for Anarchy Minecraft Servers encouraged many to create their own “2b2t clones”, or servers that attempt to emulate the gameplay experience of 2b2t to varying degrees. For 1.18 Anarchy, the most recommended anarchy server is phoenixanarchy.com, a 1.18 anarchy server started in July 2021.

CosmicAnarchy.net

⭐1.18-1.20 ANARCHY ⭐| WEEZER | PISTONS | 👀 DESCRIPTION Minecraft server

Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8