LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	5787
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8223
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4439
Emeralds Found:	6725	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	6614
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	9814	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3431	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ores Mined:	6507
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mines Excavated:	4852	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	167934	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2004	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com