LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crops Grown:	7119
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	473
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	210
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Runes Activated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	180	New Chunks Explored:	649544
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6258	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk