LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Potions Brewed:	190
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DarkCloud Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2318	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

DarkCloud Factions, factions server done right!

Factions Mcmmo Obsidianbreaker (10 hits/5 regen per 10 minutes) Economy PvP Raiding Worldborder

All this and more on DarkCloud Factions!

198.50.234.55

Hyrealm

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2332
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

[Towny] [Survival Games] [Mini Games] [KitPvP] [OP Prison] [Creative] [SMP] [Mob Arena] [Build Battle] [Lag Free] [Quests/RPG]

Come check out our freshly started Minecraft Network, providing nothing but High Quality and Lag Free content for your enjoyment!

play.hyrealm.net

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

With an age of almost 5 years behind, the MC.Clubcs.Ro server team aims to satisfy the wishes of Romanian players in terms of quality gaming.

The server is hosted on a new hosting platform with up-to-date updates. We have our own dedicated servers and this helps us to offer players an uptime of almost 99%, not depending on the classic limitations of hosting companies. The Global network bandwidth of 1 Gb/s will offer Romanian and foreign players a Ping as low as possible and a *Smooth* gaming experience.

If I made you a little curious, I invite you to join our community!

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

IslandCraft Build Community

Creative

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

We are a community of people who share a common goal to make realistic things in minecraft! We are kind of small, but we all love being on the server and building together. We’re looking to expand and meet new people, so if you are a good builder, or just want to hang out with people, come by and check us out! We have a website that’s run by our head administrator and there’s also a YouTube video that comes out every week to share the progress of the server! If you want a fun group of people, don’t hesitate to come check us out! We also have a plot world in order to see peoples’ building skills or people may also use the plot world purely for fun!

IslandCraft.dvpsmc.net

Nuclear District Survival

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Here we are again, the once known Chaotic United rebranded as Nuclear District is launching an old-school Survival Server! We are bringing back what once was the unique Chaotic United experience, the classic beta 1.7 feel but in the latest version. What does this mean: No overload of plugins, basic ranks, lots of fun with friends and randommers. That is what made us stand out for Minecraft players. Interested? I knew it! Visit our Website and Forums http://www.nucleardistrict.net/ Hope to see you soon! Greetings from the Admin team

mc.nucleardistrict.net

Vanilla-Games

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3673
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Vanilla Games is a minigame server made in vanilla minecraft. If you don’t know what vanilla minecraft is, it’s a server without any plugins. If you type “/plugins” or just “/pl” it will say that the command doesn’t exist. Now that we’ve got that out of the way what minigames does the server have? It has Block Hunt, regular Hide’n’Seek, Survival Games, Prison, One in the Chamber, Plants VS Zombies, Trouble in Terrorist Town, Capture the Flag, KitPvP, The Floor is Lava, Rainbow Run (TNTrun), Creative and many more! We Hope that you will like the server and maybe vote even though there is no votifier since it is vanilla minecraft.

vanillagames.swifthosting.dk

AgeOfPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15

We have awesome custom features you wont find anywhere else – Rading TNTs – Custom world generator – Custom enchantments – Arena Duel – PvP Leaderboard

We aim to create a PvP experience you will never forget.

play.ageofpvp.net

TitanGaming

Economy, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

A semi-op Towny economy survival server with alot of stuff to do such as mob arena, pvp, shops and more! You can join on 1.8 or 1.7 for the reason that some people can run 1.8 without lag issues. I hope to see alot of people on the server. Thank you for choosing titan gaming and we hope you enjoy the server!

-TitanGaming staff

titangaming.mcserver.ws

Chraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

This server is new, and Im hoping to build a small community. More plugins etc. coming soon! Come join hang out. Please join to play, and not just to ask for admin. Owner: Rufus5

198.154.102.129

BergWerkLABS

PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to BergWerkLabs. We’re glad you stopped by.

This is the BergWerkLABS Minigames network, which is currently still in some beta phases. Nevertheless, we wish you a lot of fun on the server.

Best regards

~Server Team

bergwerklabs.de

WarCraftCity

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826147	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Ever wanted to play real life minecraft? Real survival never knowing what life will throw at you? -Cars/guns -Shopping/Stores -In games rewards/money -roles/role names -Very strong storms -unusual mobs -all survival -land protection -donation ranks/perms -no lag -in game rewards/money -kid friendly Our staff team is very helpful and kind!

198.154.102.135

RC-Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	4

Pixelmon Version: 3.2.9

-Big community with active Events -Superior Staff and Support system! We are known for being very fair -Easy and ready to go spawn -Awesome vote rewards -No lag! -Hub System with 10 Survival Servers , Roleplay Pool (Kanto, Hoenn, Sinnoh etc) and much more! -Clean and professional setup -Custom Content -Custom NPC and Quest givers -Tournaments and Gyms

pixel.rc-gamers.com

MCMatriz

PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Animals Bred:	111	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

MCMatriz Server – FullPvP! come in and have fun! coin system!! visit website: www.mcmatriz.net

br.mcmatriz.net

NjaahkCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3511	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Welcom to NJAAHKCRAFT !!! come and join one of the nicest communities on minecraft. Build great works of art, or build a village with your friends and drive a server economy. PVP, PVE, CREATIVE, and much more on the way. Helpful staff . Have fun!!! Remember to vote for us and get your diamonds. Now with skyblock. 1.9 — 1.13.2

njaahk.com:25564

ore craft

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

ORE CRAFT – creative , Build your fantasy ! – mini games , play it win it!

167.114.1.210:25576