LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
New Chunks Explored:	589446	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3975	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1396	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	2510	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	107	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	203	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	7149	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Alien Abductions:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	87
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	285	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	591954	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	3612
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0