come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Zombie Dances: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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