come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY