Llamaland – Exploration Edition 2022

New Minecraft Servers

Reset for 1.18.1 on 2022-02-05

Welcome to llamaland.net! Semi-vanilla server based in Sydney Australia. All plugins are completely custom & under active development.

=== World map & compass === Use a compass to teleport back to spawn. Click the world map to travel anywhere. The map updates frequently to show off your builds. Remember locations by using a compass on a cartography table.

=== Shops === Use shop chests to trade items & make money. Shops have analytics to show who bought/sold when.

=== Towns === Create towns and plots to protect your items and builds. Towns are large, plots are small. Plots with the same price are sold together. Plots can be sold between residents. Towns have taxes to kick inactive folk. Change permissions by clicking buttons! PVP can be enabled in towns and plots.

=== Misc === XP can be bottled with glass bottles on enchanting tables. Borders command can show plot, chunk & town borders. Custom enchants like Soul Bound will keep that item on death. All mods are server side! Extensive /help pages! Fun and friendly!

llamaland.net

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Hampage, long tail tags, CANCELLED, DROPPED

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

Marriage, Retirement, work-life balance, Minecraft, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

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LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

financial windfall, smp, christmas gift, lottery ticket, jackpot

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

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WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

unique actions, Confidently, peculiar occurrences, peculiar actions, bizarre behavior

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

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PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

government policy, Mandatory, weapon, escalation, Conflict

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

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