Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY