Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 312 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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