Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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