Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

play.envyblock.com

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Emeralds Found:	9933
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	118
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6343	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

play.dupecraft.org

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	206
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	69

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6757	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	2036	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5542
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	1138	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3435	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net