Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Votes:	8230	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ores Mined:	7152	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchantments Applied:	103	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	5376	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	211410
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7633	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6270	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	4428	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4752
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319