Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	4773
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	9103
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5114
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	802283	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	202	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5265	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz