Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	218	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Items Found:	4143	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	2962	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	66	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	94	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	167896
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	2574	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	274
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mines Excavated:	3558
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com