come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Magic Items Found: 2788 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY