come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY