come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY