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OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchantments Applied:	190
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	2389
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	367163
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8697	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8276	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Meteorites Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	616

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	178
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Zombie Dances:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14