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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5959 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 854 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!