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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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