LifeLessonsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1997
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7433
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!