LifeLessonsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7045	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	376

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2934	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Enchantments Applied:	281
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	55	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5799
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	744

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.