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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2863 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 8814 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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