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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3939 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
