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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8259 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!