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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6302 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!