LieCraft SMP: Worst Lie Ever

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us and become part of a community where the worst lie you’ve ever told is that you’re actually a creeper in disguise. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you could be part of something truly outrageous? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Emeralds Found:	7493
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Towns Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	1212
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ores Mined:	2583	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ores Mined:	1332	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ores Mined:	7944

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.