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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1263 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2090 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”