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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7031 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 4792 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”