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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5427 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?