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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9571 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 530 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?