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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6724 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4210 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?