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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Potions Brewed: 156
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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