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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Magic Items Found: 2575 Star Shards Collected: 263
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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