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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Crops Grown: 4209
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Towns Built: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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