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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Potions Brewed: 135 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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