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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Animals Bred: 45 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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