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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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