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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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