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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Divine Spears Created: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 7136
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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