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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

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