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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6113 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7893 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.
2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!