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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6574 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4253 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 2177 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
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