lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Items Found: 5125
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Farms Harvested: 457

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Potions Brewed: 73
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5630
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Crops Grown: 3301 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Emeralds Found: 5929
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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