lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

    So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2117 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DogHouseMC

    DogHouseMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

    Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

    Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

    Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

    DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition
    Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

    PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun
    so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

    Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Remember This Minecraft SMP

    Remember This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SisCraft2021

    SisCraft2021
    Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

    We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

    GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

    TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs
    so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

    first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

    also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

    so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

    Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

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    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

    A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Down Under Minecraft Server

    Down Under Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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