lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 New Chunks Explored: 561261
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses Server

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    YouTube BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
    TikTok Follow us on TikTok
    Patreon Support us on Patreon

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 22183

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 157
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:
    • No world border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience
    • High-end hardware for lag-free experience

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Potions Brewed: 153 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ores Mined: 6316 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4056 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Runes Activated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 299 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

    ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

    Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

    With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCultCraft

    CraftyCultCraft
    If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

    CriticalCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

    Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships
    are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

    imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

    join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • OrdiCraft2

    OrdiCraft2

    Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Towns Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Crops Grown: 7600
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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